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drank himself silly last night as we sat motionless, heads cocked and eyes quizzical - watching. "shee-zuss" as he drilled down a plastic bottle of vodka that his dad had been using to de-rust the lawn mower blades. ended up at the tattoo parlor run by the biker girl with that pearl jam lyric I NEVER SUCKED SATAN'S DICK tatooed on the back of her neck not because she knew PJ or the song but because she had sucked it and loved the irony. he ended up with a chest full of a bearded russian farmer wearing a rubber apron performing a caesarean section on a bovine birthing a calf...a nice piece.

"come on!" you screamed helplessly, looking over at your other friends. and he would just quote that Melon lyric he used when he wanted you to butt out..."...and I only wanted to be sixteen and free..."

"..."

"...hey william, is that the last time i'm going to look at you?"