23 February 2011

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his boy was standing face to face with the father of a girl. but staring past the father's face and actually at the daughter's behind who was some yards behind the father. and instead of nodding politely and in line with the dialogue that was supposedly happening with the father he was nodding satisfactorily with pursed lips and in line with his own vocalizations of "mmm mmm."

the father's face reddened as he looked over his shoulder behind him to see his daughter (or more specifically, his daughter's behind) as the object of the misaligned-with-dialogue-but-satisfactory nodding. and so his boy sort of begins to shift his gaze back to the father's red face and says "hey boo-boo, is that a pic-a-nic basket?" and then looking right at the father, "d'you know what I mean?" and flicks the father's ballsac with the back of his hand.

- the dick experiment

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